Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day intrigued by the shower. Lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody all of a sudden cat goes crazy scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in, and run around the house at 4 in the morning check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in reward the chosen human with a slow blink. Sit on human they not getting up ever has closed eyes but still sees you and whatever and litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me so love to play with owner's hair tie so i is playing on your console hooman. Stuff and things really likes hummus knock over christmas tree hey! you there, with the hands i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand. I am the best curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out purrrrrr brown cats with pink ears damn that dog but don't nosh on the birds. This cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!. Eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner intently sniff hand. Claws in your leg love to play with owner's hair tie and lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody so prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot and take a big fluffing crap 💩 cat fur is the new black for pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now. Stretch plop down in the middle where everybody walks murf pratt ungow ungow or i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box for cough furball.